"I sent my boyfriend a naughty picture and he replied with "sorry I am taking long to reply my ex is depressed.""

"I sent my boyfriend a naughty picture and he replied with "sorry I am taking long to reply my ex is depressed.""

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr


Well ppl drink semen….and blood…sometimes…but who eats fetuses?

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Well ppl drink semen….and blood…sometimes…but who eats fetuses?

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O’hare Air? OhMyLord. Call in the Lorax ❤️

O’hare Air? OhMyLord. Call in the Lorax ❤️

Tumblr is the only place I feel like I have real privacy. If you are going to judge me on what I post unfollow me. It’s that simple.

My boyfriend fell asleep on me…

My boyfriend fell asleep on me…

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kirksthyla:

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mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

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