The me I see. Vs. The You I see.

The me I see. Vs. The You I see.

My mother 😂😭😱

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱
My Mom and my one year old brother were having a shouting match saying “I love you” back and forth and my brother picked up his sock and said “cock” Cuz that’s how he says it and my mom goes “ok I don’t love cock..well maybe i do but that’s not a discussion we’ll have at this time”
I just got up and left out the door

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

"I’m not racist, I’m an equal opportunity hater"

214,069 notes

He didn’t say of me. XD

He didn’t say of me. XD

"I sent my boyfriend a naughty picture and he replied with "sorry I am taking long to reply my ex is depressed.""

"I sent my boyfriend a naughty picture and he replied with "sorry I am taking long to reply my ex is depressed.""

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr


Well ppl drink semen….and blood…sometimes…but who eats fetuses?

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Well ppl drink semen….and blood…sometimes…but who eats fetuses?

370,261 notes