The me I see. Vs. The You I see.
OH MY FUCKING GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱
My Mom and my one year old brother were having a shouting match saying “I love you” back and forth and my brother picked up his sock and said “cock” Cuz that’s how he says it and my mom goes “ok I don’t love cock..well maybe i do but that’s not a discussion we’ll have at this time”
I just got up and left out the door
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
This is my favourite post on tumblr
Well ppl drink semen….and blood…sometimes…but who eats fetuses?